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Alerion
Posts : 542
Join date : 2011-10-08
Age : 26
Location : A graveyard called Hell
Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
|  Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:22 pm | |
| I ask the waiter for a Coke, I then proceed to turn my attention to the chick, "So does the wonderful lady have a name?" | |
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Semi-Sweet
Posts : 1486
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 26
Location : Sitting in the corner, argueing with myself about InuYasha.
Humor : *Oh, what a cute girl! That's Sesshomaru's daughter isn't it? What a cool fanart!* *That's Sesshomaru, haha* *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?*
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:23 pm | |
| "Hikari, does the lovely gentleman have one?" I ask. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594
Join date : 2011-10-20
Age : 25
Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on
Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:27 pm | |
| I walk out of the bathroom and see a pretty lady and wink at her and mouth 'call me' she giggles and her boyfriend glares but I smile. I then walk over and put my arm around Hikari and say to the guy talking to her "What's up faggot?" | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542
Join date : 2011-10-08
Age : 26
Location : A graveyard called Hell
Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:30 pm | |
| I turn my attention to the douche bag that just apeared. my smiled turned to a nasty glare, "Nothing much, dick magnet, I'm just talking to this fine lady right her." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594
Join date : 2011-10-20
Age : 25
Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on
Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:32 pm | |
| "Don't think you can get in her pants fuckwad this sexy bitch is my property." I say with aa smile | |
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Semi-Sweet
Posts : 1486
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 26
Location : Sitting in the corner, argueing with myself about InuYasha.
Humor : *Oh, what a cute girl! That's Sesshomaru's daughter isn't it? What a cool fanart!* *That's Sesshomaru, haha* *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?*
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:35 pm | |
| I slap Adam's hand and walk away. "I'm no one's property!" | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594
Join date : 2011-10-20
Age : 25
Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on
Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:37 pm | |
| "No need to be violent babe." I say my arm slipping offer shoulder and down to her has which I grab | |
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Semi-Sweet
Posts : 1486
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 26
Location : Sitting in the corner, argueing with myself about InuYasha.
Humor : *Oh, what a cute girl! That's Sesshomaru's daughter isn't it? What a cool fanart!* *That's Sesshomaru, haha* *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?*
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:40 pm | |
| "Hey, fuck off, douche bag!" I yell. | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542
Join date : 2011-10-08
Age : 26
Location : A graveyard called Hell
Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:41 pm | |
| "ight', ight' fair enough." I stood up and took a sip from my drink before dumping the rest all over the douche. "But you shouldn't be treating a girl like that homo." I look at Hikari, "You want to have a good time with a real man, I'll be over there." I give her a wink and walk over to the opposite side of the building. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594
Join date : 2011-10-20
Age : 25
Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on
Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:42 pm | |
| "Rawr kitty got claws." I say to her doing a scratching at the air I say before getting drink thre on me "No need to be pissy just because the only thing every got near your dick was your hand and it didn't even like it." I say to the guy | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542
Join date : 2011-10-08
Age : 26
Location : A graveyard called Hell
Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:47 pm | |
| "As if, atleats I can get a girl in bed, without the use of roofies, or a cheesey pick up line, 'Hey baby can I enter your pussy club and do the pelvic thrust?'" I say the last part with a mocking version of his d-bag voice. "Why the fuck am I talking to myself...?" I sat down and looked at Hikari.
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Semi-Sweet
Posts : 1486
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 26
Location : Sitting in the corner, argueing with myself about InuYasha.
Humor : *Oh, what a cute girl! That's Sesshomaru's daughter isn't it? What a cool fanart!* *That's Sesshomaru, haha* *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?*
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:48 pm | |
| I blinked. What just happened...? I looked at Corey, who was on the other side of the building. "Uh..." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594
Join date : 2011-10-20
Age : 25
Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on
Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:49 pm | |
| "He's just mad because he'll never get a girl as perfect as you and I just wanted to show you that your no longer on the market." | |
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Semi-Sweet
Posts : 1486
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 26
Location : Sitting in the corner, argueing with myself about InuYasha.
Humor : *Oh, what a cute girl! That's Sesshomaru's daughter isn't it? What a cool fanart!* *That's Sesshomaru, haha* *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?*
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:55 pm | |
| "I was never on the market." I say, crossing my arms. "I'm not an object." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594
Join date : 2011-10-20
Age : 25
Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on
Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:56 pm | |
| "What I'm saying is you're no longer single he can't date you." I say then think 'Gosh why do woman have to be so fucking pissy all the time!' | |
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Voodoo Child
Posts : 535
Join date : 2011-09-18
Age : 27
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:59 pm | |
| I walked in, sat at a table by myself and ate frozen yogurt. | |
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Semi-Sweet
Posts : 1486
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 26
Location : Sitting in the corner, argueing with myself about InuYasha.
Humor : *Oh, what a cute girl! That's Sesshomaru's daughter isn't it? What a cool fanart!* *That's Sesshomaru, haha* *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?*
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:03 pm | |
| "Can't you just say that?!" I demand. "At least he knows how to treat a woman!" | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594
Join date : 2011-10-20
Age : 25
Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on
Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:07 pm | |
| "Until you let him in your pants that's how all men are." | |
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Semi-Sweet
Posts : 1486
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 26
Location : Sitting in the corner, argueing with myself about InuYasha.
Humor : *Oh, what a cute girl! That's Sesshomaru's daughter isn't it? What a cool fanart!* *That's Sesshomaru, haha* *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?*
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:10 pm | |
| "Then, we're fucking done!" I yell, walking over to Corey. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594
Join date : 2011-10-20
Age : 25
Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on
Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:13 pm | |
| "She'll come back they always do." I say then go over to the register lady and start flirting with her | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542
Join date : 2011-10-08
Age : 26
Location : A graveyard called Hell
Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:14 pm | |
| I see Hikari walk over to me and I smile, "What happened over there?" I ask her. | |
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Semi-Sweet
Posts : 1486
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 26
Location : Sitting in the corner, argueing with myself about InuYasha.
Humor : *Oh, what a cute girl! That's Sesshomaru's daughter isn't it? What a cool fanart!* *That's Sesshomaru, haha* *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?*
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:18 pm | |
| "My boyfriend's being a dick. That's all I'm saying." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594
Join date : 2011-10-20
Age : 25
Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on
Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:21 pm | |
| I write my number on ther girls hand after wooing her "So once you get off your shift give me a call. Okay?" I say with a sweet smile then she nods and I go sit down at a table | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542
Join date : 2011-10-08
Age : 26
Location : A graveyard called Hell
Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:22 pm | |
| "Oh well you know what they say, you are what you eat." I say with a small grin. | |
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Semi-Sweet
Posts : 1486
Join date : 2011-09-15
Age : 26
Location : Sitting in the corner, argueing with myself about InuYasha.
Humor : *Oh, what a cute girl! That's Sesshomaru's daughter isn't it? What a cool fanart!* *That's Sesshomaru, haha* *WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?*
| | Subject: Re: Red Mango. Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:23 pm | |
| I laugh. "Yeah! I really do hate him... Ugh, I don't even know why I'm even going out with that guy. He wears eyeliner for God's sake!" | |
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