FOB CREW BUS

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:27 pm

"Okay what? How? And also, Why?" I was a little weirded out by that, actually...

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:16 pm

"Isn't he dating her or something?" I asked.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:18 pm

I kind of shrug... Wait. Fuck. NOW I FUCKING REMEMBER THIS SHIT. Oh boy are they gonna fucking hate me. I open my phone and call that Pedicone douchebag-thing again, without saying a word to anyone.

Posts : 535 Join date : 2011-09-18 Age : 26

"Huh." I said, as I put two and two together.

I answered my phone.

"PETE. THEY ARE GETTING ANGRY."

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Tue Dec 27, 2011 10:40 pm

"Where are you?" I ask, kind of a little scared or something.

Posts : 535 Join date : 2011-09-18 Age : 26

"In the parking lot, at my van! C'mon, Pete! You need to hurry, I'm doing this for you. So you can be with that Mikey kid." I said, gritting my teeth. Why was I really doing this again? Oh, yeah, to get into Pete's pants.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:19 pm

"I don't fucking remember what your van looks like!" I snap.

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"It's white."

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:43 pm

"No fuck?" I ask, looking at the million fucking white vans in the fucking parking lot.

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"Ugh, the one with "F!@# OFF" spray painted on in neon pink."

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:40 am

"Oh, uh, right..." I say. "Bye." I quickly hang up, shaking a little bit.
"It's that one," I say, pointing at his obnoxious van.

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I sat outside, waiting for Pete. What a dick.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:41 pm

"Well come on, then. Let's go."

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:11 pm

"Wait, what the hell are we doing? Don't we have a plan? We need a good plan if we're gonna be fucking ninjas!" I point out.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:25 pm

"Well, what are your ideas?"

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:18 pm

"None. Every idea I have is terrible or life-threatening... Or both," I shrug.

Posts : 535 Join date : 2011-09-18 Age : 26

"Okay, uh...we should sneak up behind him stealthily and hit him on the back of the head with one of Pete's bass guitars...or we could just distract him somehow."

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Thu Dec 29, 2011 4:00 pm

"So, should I go talk to him or something? That's not really very distracting," I say.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:13 pm

"You go talk to him, and we'll hit him on the head?" I suggest.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:15 pm

I mega-facepalm. "Yeah, uh, why didn't we think this shit through?"

Posts : 535 Join date : 2011-09-18 Age : 26

"Who's this Pedicone guy anyways? What's his motivation even..?"

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:54 pm

I shrug.

Posts : 535 Join date : 2011-09-18 Age : 26

I raised an eyebrow.

I called Pete again. "GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE."

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:49 pm

"I'm coming! Why do you need me anyway?" I ask.