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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:28 pm | |
| "Shoulders or butt? Yes that sounds man-whorey and pervy, I'll give you a quarter later." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:29 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:30 pm | |
| "Thought so." I reply. I start massaging her shoulders gently and slowly. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:32 pm | |
| "I better get that quarter later it'll get me closer to being able to get an actual jar." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:34 pm | |
| I laugh, and move onto to her feet, "I would probably get a good sum of money if I was a professional massager, then again you wouldn't let me massage other women, so I guess that job is out of the option." I say with a playful smirk. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:36 pm | |
| I go to protest "You're right." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:38 pm | |
| I continue massaging her feet, "Oh don't worry, I like you too much to get a job like that." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:39 pm | |
| "You better...You're acturally pretty good at this." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:42 pm | |
| "Why thank you." I say with a smile. I stop massaging her feet and wiggle my ten fingers, "So are there any other places you want massaged at all?" | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:42 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:43 pm | |
| "Are you sure?" I say with a playful, flirty smile. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:46 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:47 pm | |
| I smile and kiss her soft lips slowly. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:48 pm | |
| I kiss him back "You know I'm acturally surprised no one has come to complain about all the noise we make." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:50 pm | |
| I laugh, "Oh god you're right. We must've atleast woken up someone during those two times we did it." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:51 pm | |
| "Yeah either that or we'ree not as loud and as good as we think." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:52 pm | |
| "Well if that's the case let's try and be louder next time, just for fun." I say with a grin. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:53 pm | |
| "Yeah it'd be fun to have someone pissed at us." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:56 pm | |
| "I know, it would be too funny. Some old man complaing to the land lord, 'Yes I think they're ghosts in the apartment, I keep hearing moaning on the next fl..." I stop talking cause I crack up. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:57 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:58 pm | |
| I bite my lip gently, to stop myself from laughing too hard. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:59 pm | |
| I slowly stop "Yeah that'd be awesome." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:01 pm | |
| "Wanna try and get someone to complain about ghosts then?" I ask sarcastically. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:03 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:04 pm | |
| "Of course we aren't, but it would be funny." | |
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