Wandering around Merch Booths....

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:56 pm

ooc: suuuuure... this is me... JUDGING YOU, BITCH.

bic:

"You're tall."

"Comforting Peter after his extremely distressing experience."

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:02 pm

ooc: HE'S STILL THERE MOTHER FUCKERS
"Yup. Hi."
"Okay.. Hi mom. Gerard has a girlfriend, and Olivia's coming with us for the whole tour."

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OOC: LIKE THIS?

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bic:

"Oh, hi." I said to the chubby kid I hadn't noticed. I thought he was Patrick Stump though, when I did. "You guys are really short."

I was kind of scared. What if our mom said she still didn't want to have anything to do with me?

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:11 pm

ooc: exactly like that

bic:

"And you're tall. We're the fucking midget club, Hagrid," I mutter.

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"Congrats, want a cookie?"

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:16 pm

"Eat your own god damned cookie!" I snap.

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I crossed my arms.

"Fine, you probably wouldn't be able to reach the cookie jar anyways!" I snapped back.

I raised an eyebrow. Okayyy....

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:37 pm

"Bitch, shut you ungodly mouth before I shut it for you!" I snap, stomping up to her.

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"YOU CAN'T REACH IT!" I yelled.

I silently backed away.

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:42 pm

"DOES YOUR ASS GET STUCK WHEN YOU DROP SOMETHING UNDER THE TABLE?" I yell.

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"CAN YOU SEE OVER THE COUNTER WHEN YOU ORDER A BAG OF CRAP FROM MCDONALDS?"

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:04 pm

"I DON'T FUCKING EAT MCDONALDS, IT'S SHIT! DO ALL YOUR DATES HAVE TO WEAR HEELS?"

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"DO ALL OF YOURS HAVE TO CUT OFF THREE INCHES OF THEIR LEGS? OH WAIT- YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE ANY."

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:10 pm

"BITCH, PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE, LIKE THE FUCKING EIFFEL TOWER!" I yell. "

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:12 pm

"YOU GUYS STOP FIGHTING!"

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I crossed my arms and glared at Patrick.

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:15 pm

"What did I do?!"

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:15 pm

"DO YOU GET SATELLITE RECEPTION UP THERE, CUNT?" I yell.

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"I don't need someone who'd need a ladder to reach manhood telling me what to do. And you..." I said, giving the girl an evil look, "how's the weather down there?"

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:20 pm

"Did your hair get caught in the telephone wires this morning, because it looks like shit!" I yell.

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"At least I'd have an excuse for why it looked like shit! Yours just...does!"

"How do we make them stop?" I whispered to Patrick.

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:24 pm

"I don't know..." I whisper back. "Maybe they'll get tired."

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"You're the eigth, long, forgotten dwarf that no one knows about!"

"I hope."

Subject: Re: Wandering around Merch Booths.... Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:30 pm

"I know I look like shit, at least I'm not in denial! The giraffe rodeo is missing its star giraffe!"

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"Oh, come on, at least I know what a human looks like. Were you educated properly?"