FOB CREW BUS

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:31 pm

I parked the car, and got out. I opened the door to the bus and yelled, "Honey, I'm home!!"

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:57 pm

I laughed a little at Patrick's stance as he yelled. "You look like a starfish or some shit."

"Hooray!" I yell lamely, bringing him a slice of pizza, and deciding to grab a small one for Courtney. "This is the smallest piece..."

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:43 pm

"I am a starfish, and the sea is my home." I say, quietly and grab the pizza.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:57 pm

I take my slice of pizza, and a paper plate that Pete had conveniently forgotten to give me, and sit on one of the couches.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:57 pm

I turned on the TV and sat next to Joe and Andy.
I sat next to Courtney and ate my pizza.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:58 pm

"Hey, Pete," I say, dabbing my pizza with a napkin before I started to pick it into tiny pieces.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:06 pm

"Hi, Courtney. How're you doing?" I say, looking up at the ceiling.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:08 pm

"Way to be awkward, Penis," I roll my eyes, eating a small bite of my pizza.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:11 pm

"Oh, shut up! How was your date with Patrick?"

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:16 pm

"Do you have to call it a date?" I ask, blushing. "We went grocery shopping and then went to a park and chilled there," I say. I'm pretty sure my complexion would give me away.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:20 pm

"Aww! You guys are so adorable!"

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:25 pm

"Was that a short joke, Wentz?" I ask defensively, but I was smiling like an idiot. "And we better look cute together, we've been 'together' since we were in diapers or some shit like that!"

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:27 pm

"Indeed. It'd be weird if you guys didn't look cute together."

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:34 pm

I laugh nervously. "Oh, and we sort of made out, I don't know if that's what it would be classified as..." I knew my cheeks were bright red.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:42 pm

I choke on my water. "OH, I knew it! I knew it!" I grin and laugh.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:44 pm

"I promise I'm not stealing him from you or anything," I grin, still blushing. "And were you laughing at me just there?"

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:47 pm

"Girl, he's all yours." I grin. "And, no, I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing at what you did."

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:48 pm

"What?" I ask. "Because I still have that tape you and Brad made when you peed on me and Trick's high school when you were drunk," I threaten.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:52 pm

"No. I wasn't laughing. I was choking. You saw... Put that video anywhere and I will cut you."

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:53 pm

I raise an eyebrow. "I'd beat you in a fight, and you know it!" I laugh, "And that video is being saved for a special time in your life, Man."

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:56 pm

I chuckle. "Right. And that time would be?"

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:58 pm

"I'm torn between irrelevance and your wedding day. And then showing it to any children you may have so they have no respect for their dad," I grin.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:05 pm

"Greaaat!" I laugh.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:07 pm

"And while I was home with my parents, I destroyed every blackmale tape you guys ever made of me," I beam proudly.

Subject: Re: FOB CREW BUS Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:09 pm

"Oh, even better!" I laugh. "So, have you told Patrick yet? About, yeah."