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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:14 pm | |
| "And who would that hooker be? Would it be you?" I say with small sly smirk. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:15 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:16 pm | |
| "Don't be a hooker." I say smiling once more. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:18 pm | |
| "You know that's your dream job." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:19 pm | |
| "And I would do such a good job at it." I say with a girly, flamboyant voice. I do a flip of the hair and give a hooker-like wink. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:20 pm | |
| "Nobody'd want to pick you up though." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:22 pm | |
| "The same goes for you Ms. Jessie." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:23 pm | |
| "Where'd the IE come from?" | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:25 pm | |
| "I don't know, just felt like adding it." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:27 pm | |
| "You're just mad because you'll never get a girl as awesome as me." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:30 pm | |
| "Seeing as you've been on top of me for like ten minutes, I'll say the same goes for you." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:32 pm | |
| I notice that I was ontop of him and go to get off | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:34 pm | |
| I smile, "Oh don't pretend like you didn't like it." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:34 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:36 pm | |
| "Just stating the obvious.." I reply. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:38 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:38 pm | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:44 pm | |
| "Whore."
I walk up to the door and knock then see a maid and wink at her | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:45 pm | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:46 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:47 pm | |
| "I'm kidding." I say grinning. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:50 pm | |
| I knock again but say this time "Jess I know you're in there." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:52 pm | |
| "How the hell did he find this hotel, let alone my room?" | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:55 pm | |
| "How the hell does he even know I'm here." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:55 pm | |
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