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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:51 pm | |
| "See and I don't wanna be a hooker." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:56 pm | |
| "Well trust me you're the opposite of a hooker, cause hookers aren't pretty." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:57 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:59 pm | |
| "With so much make-up on they look like a clown?" | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:01 pm | |
| "Maby they think yo look like a clown." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:03 pm | |
| I roll my eyes and squeeze my own nose, making a honking noise, "Yup I sure am a clown." I say grinning. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:26 pm | |
| "Now I can sell you to the circus." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:31 pm | |
| "Aww, but then you would have no one to entertain you." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:32 pm | |
| "Naw I'd still see your shows." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:33 pm | |
| I laugh and yank the sharpie from her, "Now lets go and give you a hitler mustache..." I say playfully. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:36 pm | |
| "I don't wanna be hitler. give me back my hand now." I say tring to use my other hand to help me get free | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:37 pm | |
| I let go of her hand and lie there, with the sharpie in hand. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:39 pm | |
| "You can have the sharpie all I need is lipstick." I say pulling my lipstick from my boot. | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:41 pm | |
| I take her arm and write 'Corey is a sexy, sexy BAMF' on her arm, "Sorry, I just had too." I say grinning. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:44 pm | |
| I put away the lipstick and pull out another sharpie then take his arm and write 'I AM A MAN-WHORE!' on it | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:48 pm | |
| "Past-self, baby, past-self." I say smirking. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:58 pm | |
| "So you want me to write it on your forehead | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:01 pm | |
| "No thanks, you do that and I'll write, hooker makeup on your forehead." I say jokingly. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:03 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:04 pm | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:05 pm | |
| "Wipe that smile off your face." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:06 pm | |
| I smile even more, "Make me..." I whisper. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:08 pm | |
| "Well I don't have any dirt on you yet. Hmmmmm." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:09 pm | |
| I make a bigger smile and chuckle alittle. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:12 pm | |
| "Well I could call your mom and tell her all about how you picked up a hooker." | |
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