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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:30 am | |
| I hand it to her and sit there. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:31 am | |
| I go to the bathroom and take the pregnancy test | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:32 am | |
| I sit there terrified, wondering what will happen, and how my life's going to be affected by the plus or minus. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:37 am | |
| I look at the prenancy test "YESSSSSSSS!" sI say then trassh it and go back into the room "I'm not pregnant!" | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:38 am | |
| "You aren't?" I said, a big weight was being lifted off me. I can't help, but smile slightly. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:40 am | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:41 am | |
| "That's great." I say smiling alittle. I walk over to the bed and flop down. I chuckle alittle and sigh in relief. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:42 am | |
| "Now remember use a condom." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:43 am | |
| "I will trust me." I reply to her. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:44 am | |
| "You don't I'm pretty damn sure the next girl might cut your balls off." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:46 am | |
| I make small laugh at that and stare at the ceiling. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:48 am | |
| "But stay away from Hikari or else I'll cut yout balls off with a weed wakker because she's like my little sister." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:51 am | |
| "Trust me I'll stay away from her..." I reassure. I look at Jess and let off a small smile, ".....How was like...you know when we did it....?" | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:52 am | |
| "You're really asking that after all this." I say going and sitting on the bed | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:54 am | |
| "Well, sorry. I just don't know what else to say, that's the only thing that came to mind..." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:54 am | |
| "Of course it did because you're a sex addcted whore." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:55 am | |
| "I know I am......" I say gloomly. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:57 am | |
| "Don't worry. Me and the rest of the girls will drag you to an intervention for it." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:58 am | |
| I smirk at that and look at her. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:59 am | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:02 am | |
| "I'm looking at you, of course. I think your extremely pretty, to be honest...it's the wrong thing to say, but you asked what I was looking at..." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:04 am | |
| "Man-whore." I say laying on the bed | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:11 am | |
| "Oh, shut up.." I say playfully, "I'm just giving you a compliment, even if it does sound man-whorey..." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:40 am | |
| "You'll get used to me. 10% suger 10% spice... But I'm 80% bitch so you better be nice!" | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:48 am | |
| I laugh at that and yawn quietly, "How about we just forget that hook-up ever happened and we just try and be friends...?" I say after a few seconds. | |
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