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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:35 pm | |
| I go plop down on his bed | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:36 pm | |
| I switch the TV to Comedy Central. "Oh, that new Jeff Dunham special is on. You heard of him?" I ask Jess. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:37 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:38 pm | |
| "Me too!" I watch the special and laugh at one of the jokes. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:45 pm | |
| ((8:00 pm))
"We need food." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:47 pm | |
| I hear my stomuch grumble after she says that, "You're right..." I glance at my fridge, "I have some pizza in the fridge." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:48 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:50 pm | |
| I walk over to the fridge and check, "I got two with just cheese, two with pepporonies and....those are olives, and there's one slice with bacon." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:51 pm | |
| "I want the slice with bacon eat them up." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:53 pm | |
| I grin, while pulling out the one with bacon and one of the pepporonni and olive ones. "You want your's cold or microwaved?" | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:55 pm | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:57 pm | |
| "Alrighty then." I grab a plate from my cabinent and put the pizza slices on it. I put it in the microwave and set it for fourty five seconds. I lean against the wall and wait. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:59 pm | |
| I look over to where he was sitting and it was soaked "you get to sleep there because it's soaking wet." | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:01 pm | |
| I laugh and hear the microwave beep, I pull the plate out of the microwave and walk back over to the bed. I sit down and put the plate in between us, "Bon appetite, madame." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:01 pm | |
| I roll my eyes at him then grab my piece | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:02 pm | |
| I grab my piece and continue watching TV. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:04 pm | |
| I steal the remote and start channel surfing while eating | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:06 pm | |
| "Aw, I wanted to hear the end of that joke..." I watch the bits and flashes of shows as she surfs the channels. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:07 pm | |
| "Too bad." I say then land on Halloween 2 | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:08 pm | |
| "Oh, nice choice." I say grinning,
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:09 pm | |
| "Yeah." I say finnishing my foood | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:11 pm | |
| I watch Micheal slit a sluts' throat, "Yeah, that-a-boy Mikey, go for the popular bitch." I finish my pizza slice and continue watching the movie. | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:12 pm | |
| I go over to his fridge and start radeing it for something to drink | |
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Alerion
Posts : 542 Join date : 2011-10-08 Age : 26 Location : A graveyard called Hell Humor : When I go to Hell and Satan asks what sins I have commited I will be like "Get the fuck of my throne..."
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:17 pm | |
| "There's some soda on the bottom shelf of the fridge." I state, looking over my should at her, "And don't make a mess, please." | |
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Haunted
Posts : 594 Join date : 2011-10-20 Age : 25 Location : Waiting to find out if I'm going to Heaven or Hell with my Polka Face on Humor : Heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over
| Subject: Re: Corey and Jess's Apartment Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:18 pm | |
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